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Thursday, September 23, 2010

DRT - Divine Right Timing

Divine Right Timing

Hey there, Hi there, Ho there! Sorry for the LOOOONNNNNGGG delay in posting. Have been on the road, but that's no excuse. What would Charles Kuralt say about being nonproductive whilst traveling? So here I am, and I plan to be much more dependable with updates from this point forward.

So.....lately I’ve been exploring illusionary concepts that quantum physics and those “in the know” about such things tell us are just that – illusions. Gregg Braden, Fred Wolf, Joe Dispenza, Lynne McTaggert, Robert Scheinfeld and many others maintain in their writing and seminars that this world we live in is total illusion, created by us, individually and collectively.  Money is an illusion, health is an illusion; that this world is quite possibly nothing more than a huge amusement park designed for our souls to come and visit in order to gain certain lessons, knowledge, create and balance karma….relatively trippy stuff when I consider it strictly from my Missouri Midwestern, “Show me!” roots. I’m going to refer to Quantum Physics Theory from here on out as QPT….we love our initials, particularly in this texting age, don’t we?

So…having immersed myself in consuming mass quantities of QPT (reminds me of the Coneheads, other SNL baby boomers will get it J) – anyway, digesting, reading, listening and watching – every which way I can, topped off by having explored many aspects of metaphysics for going on about 40 years now – I’m feeling the need to write and vent a bit rather than merely ingest. So while I truly am onboard with much of what these sage teachers are sharing and spouting, there’s a bit of a fly in the ointment I’ve noticed in my own comfort level with it all. I always endeavor to stay as open-minded and naturally curious as possible, formulating my own truth along the way. And I encourage my clients, friends, family and readers to do the same. Never just blindly accept whatever is being spoon-fed to you, unless it really resonates deep inside. I happen to believe a bit of curious skepticism is quite healthy. And by the way, I am a huge fan of What The Bleep Do We Know? (watch it several times a year and always get something new out of each viewing, or at least a different light shone upon exactly what I need right then and there) So that was quite a long-winded way of getting to the following point:

If we truly are creating our outside world as well as our inner experiences, why is it that my biggest frustration is waiting for my visualizations, Law of Attraction creations and overall desired manifestations to arrive? Does it have to do with the fact I grew up smack dab in the middle of what has more and more become the “microwave” generation? In other words, put an idea/concept out into the “Universal” Mind, expect to be able to hit the button for “Express Cook” (or possibly the setting for “Popcorn,” since that’s always worth waiting for and you sure don’t want to leave it in too long or you know you’ll spend days getting rid of that smell….) – anyway, TRUSTING that what I’ve sent into that unseen Universal Manifesting Oven is actually cooking and going to be perfect when it’s ready is the challenge for me – to know that it will TRULY be ready….when? Can you say it with me class? Let’s try, shall we? “Divine Right Timing!”  THAT’S when it will become manifest.

It’s funny, my timing is seldom what’s deemed to be Divine Right Timing, and I consider myself to be a relatively patient person, overall. When it comes to waiting for my personal desires, projects and creations to culminate, however, I am reminded of an old Joan Rivers’ joke she used to tell about Liz Taylor, back in the 1970s, when Liz was constantly struggling with her weight. Joan would crack (cruelly), “Elizabeth Taylor is the only person I know who stands in front of a microwave screaming, ‘HURRY!’” That’s how I feel sometimes – “C’mon, Universe – step on it! I want it NOW!” Can you relate?

So then I have to go to the Zen garden inside my mind (another illusion, mind you), breathe, slow my heart rate (more illusion) and become peaceful, patient (hopefully) and calm. Trusting that all is well in my world and everything is unfolding in – you’ve got it ‘ DIVINE RIGHT TIME.’ Sigh.

As a hypnotherapist, it’s so easy for me to encourage my clients to utilize a visualization, or concept if you will, which I’m about to share with you. (What does it matter – all is merely illusion, right, Mr./Ms. Quantum Physics scientists  and teachers? You know what – I’m going to just address those who embrace quantum physics theories from here on out as the QPF (Quantum Physics Faction. Save some more using more wonderful initials = also saving keystrokes and shorten my blogging in one fell swoop) Tomato, Tomahtoe, quark or quince….call it whatever you like – illusion. By the way, I LOVE the Edward Norton film The Illusionist, but that’s a whole ‘nother topic. 

So are you ready? Here it is: Your angels, spirit guides, Higher Self, whatever assignation you give to unseen forces which we can call into service when needed (now, even though the QPF will maintain that these are also, merely illusion – I prefer to believe they’re real. They have come to my assistance so many times, I cannot think otherwise. But that’s just me, so go figure). Back to the point, your Unseen Army of Helpers is right behind the curtain on the stage of your LIFE, carefully setting everything into readiness for the next Act of your LIFE, and should that curtain go up too quickly, before what you’re doing right now is completed, or at least ready for the next phase, well, then chaos would ensue. So it’s best to trust that your Angelic/Spiritual stage crew knows exactly how and what to do, and darn them – I figure in order for them to do such a bang-up job, they MUST have some sort of DIVINE RIGHT TIMING watch or timepiece. If I were going to devise such a wondrous creation, it would at least be the size of an old fashioned hallway grandfather clock, complete with mellifluous ring tones. But that would be extremely cumbersome to carry around backstage and not make a lot of noise so as to disturb what’s occurring in the current Act of Your Life with unnecessary noise; it’s more likely they just have some sort of internal little vibrating buzzer that signals them, “Okay, raise the curtain in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1….NOW!” And badabing badaboom, you’re into the next Act.

I want to believe this is true. I want to believe Swatch, Timex or Rolex will someday sell these DIVINE RIGHT TIMING wristwatches or vibrating buzzers so we can ALL just relax and wait for the signal instead of creating illusionary ulcers, headaches, debt, and the list goes on…..the list goes on. So if you find out where I can get one of those sweet little bad boy DRT timepieces, shoot me an email or a text, would you, please? Meanwhile, “I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round….” And trusting, and happily manifesting more illusions which feel and look so real. Care to join me in the Space Mountain ticket line here in the Amusement Park of our Lives? (Hindsight is always 20-20 – guess I really should have bought the E-ticket, the “all park access” pass.  That would eliminate some of the wonderment, the constant searching and internal dialogue, right?  NEXT lifetime, for sure! Who’s with me?)